If a card says I can steal & eat fries and only one of those is possible what do I do?
Do what you can
Sometimes cards say "Steal 2. Eat 1" or something similar. If you can't perform some of the actions on the card you can still play the card and perform the other actions. So you could for example play a "Steal 2. Eat 1" card and eat a fry on your plate if you opponent has no fries.
Can I Swat a Swat?
Yes
Yes. And it's a ton of fun.
How do you win the game?
There are 2 ways!
You win immediately if you manage to eat 8 fries. If none of the players manage to eat 8 fries, players count their points to see who wins. Normal fries are worth 1 point, and ketchup covered fries are worth 2 points.
If you didn't play any cards during your turn, you may draw one additional card. If you have 0 or 1 cards at the end of your turn, you may fill your hand to 2 cards.
You win immediately if you manage to eat 8 fries. If none of the players manage to eat 8 fries, players count their points to see who wins. Normal fries are worth 1 point, and ketchup covered fries are worth 2 points.